Mumbai is a city I love. Cars announce their presence with their incessant beeps. Pedestrians taunt the oncoming traffic. Street urchins follow tourists with out stretched hands, some tugging on the distressed blond lady's skirt. Sacred cows parade in the middle of the road, while traffic cops blow their whistle to no avail. Amidst chaos, this old gentlemen finds refuge on a sidewalk underneath a large tree to read yesterday's news in India Times.